My domestic goddess project is totally stalled because I am in nee
d of a name for a project. I think the name is everything. Nothing moves on until I have a name because I need to start another blog, which means that I need a name. The name will then decide on the project. Hereʻs what I came up with so far: The Obsessed with Alan Wong Project, Moody Mama, Daily Dinner Project, Slouching toward Chaos, Skinny Cow Diaries, The Rubber Slippah Contessa.
I tried to get ideas from the alltop mom blogs, but I just got more confused. Some of these moms are obviously moms with small children. I have no small children in the house. I do not have diaper stories, make your own baby food stories (although I did make my own baby food – not for the good of my baby but because the buggah ate so much I was too pake to buy food), or toddler advice. My advice to these young mothers are: observe your toddler carefully – all those irritating traits that exasperate you now will come back to horrify you when they are teenagers, only now you’ll be old and TIRED. You know that feeling when your baby is just born – the weird medicine head feeling from not sleeping well? That’s the same feeling you’ll have in their teen years, just that it lasts longer in their teen years and their antics are not so cute. Guard your car keys, bolt your windows, hide your money, know how to access their myspace, be paranoid and obsessive, and stalk effectively.
One title on alltop looked promising (Slouching Past 40), but this is a 41 year old mother with an 11 and 7 year old. Yes my youngest is 11 and yes, I’m 41, but I have a 21 year old and a 17 year old. I am very near to getting rid of another child as he finishes his senior year, so I want a mommy project, even though I don’t really qualify as a mommy. Is that a conflict?