When we got home from our 8 pm church service this Christmas eve, we decided to try a new twist by using the poker chips to play penny a point hanafuda. If you’re not familiar with penny a point hanafuda, it’s basically plantation style Japanese gambling. Our family has certain traditions whenever we’re on breaks from school and playing hanafuda is definitely one that’s been passed on to me from my obaachan Sodetani and finely honed by my grandfather and father. I have not only passed on the hanafuda gene in my children, but also the art of cheating that came from my obaachan. I learned early on that when it came to playing hanafuda, your family, especially your grandfather, will try to cheat to win. In fact, I learned that when it comes to hanafuda, you should always try to cheat with flair. If your opponents are not paying attention, then it’s their fault. If you want a card on the ground, you should concentrate on the flip card and slam it down onto the card you want and quickly take it, even if it doesn’t match. I passed this down to my boys — not because I’m trying to teach them to be cheaters, but that’s how hanafuda is played in my family. If you’re new to our methods, then be wary. Hanafuda is a serious sport for us. Do not ask us what the yakus are. Pono at age 5 was expected to memorize all of them. If he made a mistake, we would all take advantage of him and break his yaku or arrange our cards so he wouldn’t know which yaku we were trying to make. The only one who ever had any mercy on the kids and actually tried to mentor them as we were playing was my husband, because unlike me, he is not genetically a Sodetani.
Hanafuda has taught my boys:
- how to pay attention – mom will cheat you faster than you can blink.
- to think before you act – we do not care how young or inexperienced you are – if you don’t know how to use your joker, you will get only bad advice from us during the game. Also, if you put something down by mistake, there is no taking back your card, you live with your mistakes and make the best of it.
- how to count by fives and tens – no one will help you count your points unless you come up with more points than you really have. If your count is less than your actual number of points, then you will owe more money – no mercy for sloppy math work.
So who won the Christmas gambling session? We played for three hours without anyone losing all their money (We started with $8.50 worth of chips in increments of pennies, five cents, ten cents, quarters and dollars). Until someone is flat broke, we continue. Unfortunately, I have the least amount of chips. I’m down to $4.60, but never count me out. I am a Sodetani, that is true, but I’m also an Ah Sing so not only does gambling run through my dna, but a pake and her money are sorely parted.